Pop Muffins


In pop art, an image from our collective lives is shown without structure or texture. 
In poetry, an idea from our collective lives is put into words which lose meaning but have structure 
and texture. This is a pop art poem. This is a pauper's poem. This is a popular poem. This is 
arty. This is a rarety. This is a try. This is how I make carrot-bran-pineapple muffins. With 

2 cups flour (half white, half whole), add teaspoons each 
                                                                                          salt,
                                                                                             soda, 
                                                                                                 nutmeg, 
                                                                                                         cinnamon 
                                                                                                                     and 

a handful of oat bran. Apply the adverbial well to mixing          the nominative well to the center.
                                                                                          then 

In a separate bowl, to 2 eggs add half-cups each
                                                                                          sugar,
                                                                                             canola oil, 
                                                                                                 walnuts, 
                                                                                                         and whole 
                                                                                                                     cups 

carrots, pineapple, coconut. The walnuts chop-ped, the carrots g/r/a/t/e/d, pineapple crushed 
with its own juice and the eggs bEaTEn, pour this mix into the white well, then, well, do not mix well.
The oven at 175°C (350°F), grease, flour, and fill the muffin tins 3/4 full. Bake 20 minutes 
or until the centers feel soft like cake, not gooey. Let the muffins cool before removing them. I like to 
eat these muffins warm, with cold butter. I do not like to eat them cold, with hot butter.

Christy Bergman
2004

Note: I'm not sure I succeeded with this poem. The idea came from my preoccupation with the way pop 
art takes images from our everyday lives and by rendering them flat on a canvas, abstracts them
in such a way that we are distanced and can evaluate the images more contemplatively. In thinking how 
to apply this to a poem, I decided to take a practical subject, such as a recipe. I also decided to take a 
real-life structure. In this case, the meter reflects real-life measurements of my waist line during 
two weeks' time when I tested my recipe. (Measurements in centimeters, not inches!)